Have you ever realized that never is your friend?
Never. Not ever.
A special kind of forever.
Never is a concept that lets you know when to gracefully stop trying so hard to make something out of nothing, and to segue into a comfortable place.
And while some towering romantics who cry after adulterous lovemaking may think [...]
Loose is not lose.
Too, two, and to mean very different things.
Apply conventional wisdom to one’s own love life with this caveat — there are times to give up, move on, and remember that every “No” is an opportunity to say “Yes” to something else.
Know the difference between rejection and opportunity.
Do not let small impediments to your progress stop you automatically, especially if you, or your pride, are the obstacle.
Gently place a finger into your ear and stroke it.
Your ear picks up sensations that your finger cannot.
But only an induhvidual would believe that a penis responds like a finger.
And only a moron would put a penis in someone’s ear.
No ornate home, fine clothes nor expensive car can compensate for personal shortcomings. The same is true for fast cummings.
Love at first sight is easy. Love at thousandth sight is the challenge.
Consider this video:
Is it really worth it to love your car so much that you engender your lover’s hatred to the point where they may key your exquisite paint job, or vent their rage against your delicately molded composite body panels?
Remember earlier wisdom, and think carefully before igniting a conflict over a thing with a [...]
19. When able to give pleasure, you must seem unable;
When using handcuffs, you must seem inexperienced; when you are close,
your man will work harder if he believes you to be far, far away;
When far away, you must make him believe you are close.
20. Hold out baits to entice your man. Feign mortification,
and [...]
When rhythm and style are missing, no one has a good time. A passive lead will not be followed, and stepping on toes is unfortunate:
A step on the toes will end even the most elegant dance.
So consider a bad lover like a bad dancer, and ruminate upon the consequence of a poor performance.
A fat man in a Speedo should consider this:
Spandex is not made to cover such vast quantities of flesh easily. Nor made to uncover them.
A computer scientist would say:
Some polygons are best when they remain hidden.
When a pickup line or witty introduction is readied, it will deliver itself like an arrow to the heart.
A relationship’s boundaries are often fluid. Learn how to work within those boundaries while simultaneously bending them to your goals.
Give the object of your affections your love within these constraints: love them as much as you can, for as long as you can, within the context of the relationship’s boundaries.
The clever pick-up artists looks to the effect of combined energy, and does not require too much from individual pick-up lines.