No means NO.

When rhythm and style are missing, no one has a good time. A passive lead will not be followed, and stepping on toes is unfortunate:
A step on the toes will end even the most elegant dance.
So consider a bad lover like a bad dancer, and ruminate upon the consequence of a poor performance.

A fat man in a Speedo should consider this:
Spandex is not made to cover such vast quantities of flesh easily. Nor made to uncover them.
A computer scientist would say:
Some polygons are best when they remain hidden.

When a pickup line or witty introduction is readied, it will deliver itself like an arrow to the heart.

A relationship’s boundaries are often fluid. Learn how to work within those boundaries while simultaneously bending them to your goals.

Give the object of your affections your love within these constraints: love them as much as you can, for as long as you can, within the context of the relationship’s boundaries.

The clever pick-up artists looks to the effect of combined energy, and does not require too much from individual pick-up lines.

No one is out of your league.  Truly, there is no such delineation between people — Men, how many times have you seen an attractive woman fawning over a man who should be no competition to you?  Ladies, how often have you seen another girl swoop in and steal away the affections of the man [...]

Arguments are won before they are fought. Therefore, concede or avoid confrontation if winning is not guaranteed.

Drunk fat girls are easy prey and there is no honor in scoring with them.

The advantage goes to the man or woman who better knows the other’s weaknesses.

Do not start a fight with your significant other.  Instead, make it so obvious that they face defeat in arguing with you that they would rather give up than fight with you.