Love at first sight is easy. Love at thousandth sight is the challenge.

Consider this video:

Is it really worth it to love your car so much that you engender your lover’s hatred to the point where they may key your exquisite paint job, or vent their rage against your delicately molded composite body panels?
Remember earlier wisdom, and think carefully before igniting a conflict over a thing with a [...]

19. When able to give pleasure, you must seem unable;
When using handcuffs, you must seem inexperienced; when you are close,
your man will work harder if he believes you to be far, far away;
When far away, you must make him believe you are close.

20. Hold out baits to entice your man. Feign mortification,
and [...]